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Punography
gymnKinotitДата: Воскресенье, 24.11.2013, 18:55 | Сообщение # 1
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Punography

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When chemists on, they barium.

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A soldier who survived mustard gas and spatter spray is just now a practised veteran.

How does Moses cause his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all eventide to accompany where the brown went. Than it dawned on me.

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I'm reading a log about anti-gravity . I can't place it down.

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Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

Grade skip to the Coca-Cola factory. I daydream there's no pop quiz.

Energizer battery arrested. Charged with battery.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you understand about the combination strike out eyed don who fallen her trade because she couldn't control her pupils?

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes in dire straits four seconds.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it slap me!

Ruptured pencils are pointless.

I tried to catch some fog. I mist.

What do you draft b call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

England has no kidney bank, but it does entertain a Liverpool .

I utilized to be a banker, but then I out of the window interest.

I dropped out of communism lineage because of lice-ridden Marx.

All the toilets in Unique York's police stations possess been stolen. Police comprise nothing to communicate to on.

I got a business at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes devote me the creeps.

Velcro - what a split substandard!

Cartoonist establish dead in home. Details are sketchy.

Venison for dinner? Oh dear!

Earthquake in Washington obviously command's fault.

I euphemistic pre-owned to consider I was ambivalent, but now I'm not so sure.

Be big-hearted to your dentist. He has fillings, too.

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